An Average Night With The Boys Tee Shirt
An Average Night With The Boys Tee Shirt
An Average Night With The Boys Tee Shirt

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An Average Night With The Boys Tee Shirt

$33.99

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An Average Night With The Boys Tee

Nothing beats a night out with the boys—even if the boys have been dead for 800 years.

The An Average Night With The Boys Tee brings together three undead warriors for one seriously unholy night out. Armed with axes, swords, chains, and enough questionable decision-making to fill a medieval graveyard, the crew marches beneath a sinister castle surrounded by lightning, skulls, and pure heavy-metal chaos.

Inspired by vintage ’80s metal artwork, old-school dark fantasy, and medieval mayhem, the bold purple, orange, and yellow palette gives the design that perfectly loud retro feel.

Whether you’re raiding villages, hitting the tavern, or just hanging with the boys, this one belongs in the rotation.

The boys are back in town. Unfortunately, they’re undead. 💀⚔️


Product features
- 60% combed ring-spun cotton / 40% polyester for a soft, smooth hand
- Lightweight fabric (4.3 oz / 146 g/m²) for breathable all-day wear
- 1x1 ribbed collar that stretches on and returns to shape
- Self-fabric shoulder tape for clean lines and reduced stretching
- Tear-away label and DTF inner neck print for comfort and a clean finish

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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