FROM THE ARMORY

The Village Menace ⚔

$34.99

THE LORE

Village Menace

Every kingdom has that one name whispered in taverns after sunset. The one blamed for missing chickens, broken carts, overturned ale barrels, and the occasional dragon "misunderstanding."

Village Menace isn't just a shirt—it's a title you've earned.

Forged from a premium soft CVC blend, this tee is built for modern-day rogues, fearless adventurers, and anyone who thrives on a little chaos. Whether you're storming the local tavern, conquering a festival, or simply reminding your friends that "bad ideas make the best stories," this shirt is ready for the quest.

Comfortable enough for everyday wear and durable enough for whatever trouble finds you next, Village Menace is made for those who refuse to blend into the crowd. Heroes save the kingdom. Legends leave it talking.

Features

  • ⚔ Premium soft CVC jersey fabric for all-day comfort
  • ⚔ Lightweight, breathable, and built to last
  • ⚔ Modern retail fit with a soft feel
  • ⚔ High-quality print designed to withstand countless adventures
  • ⚔ Perfect for medieval enthusiasts, gamers, festival goers, and professional troublemakers
  • ⚔ 60% combed, ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
  • ⚔ Light fabric (4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²)) 
  • ⚔ Tear-away label

Some are remembered as heroes. Others become legends by being the reason the village built higher walls.

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 19.00 20.50 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length, in 7.63 8.13 8.63 9.13 9.63 10.13
Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00