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Village Menace Tank Top

$34.99

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THE LORE

Village Menace Tank

The village posted your sketch. The kingdom knows your name.

Every town has its troublemaker—the one blamed for missing livestock, overturned ale carts, tavern brawls, and every "unfortunate incident" within the castle walls. If the guards know you by name, congratulations... you've earned the title. You're also a large fire breathing Dragon FYI.

The Village Menace™ Tank is forged for those who live life a little louder and leave every place with a story worth telling. Featuring bold medieval-inspired artwork and crafted from a lightweight, breathable fabric, this tank is ready for summer adventures, Renaissance festivals, gym sessions, or wherever your next questionable quest takes you.

Comfortable enough for everyday wear and built to withstand the chaos of modern-day pillaging (or backyard barbecues), it's the perfect armor when sleeves just get in the way.

Features

  • ⚔ Ultra-soft, lightweight fabric for all-day comfort
  • ⚔ Athletic fit with unrestricted movement
  • ⚔ Premium, long-lasting print built for countless adventures
  • ⚔ Perfect for Renaissance fairs, festivals, workouts, gaming events, and everyday wear
  • ⚔ Designed for rogues, knights, mercenaries, and certified village troublemakers

Legends are remembered. Outlaws are celebrated. Village Menaces are never forgotten.

Wear the title proudly. Raise a tankard. Cause just enough chaos to become the story everyone tells at the tavern.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a smooth, durable feel
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, vintage color and texture
- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean drape
- Relaxed fit with self-fabric binding for comfortable wear
- Medium-weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

SHIPPING & DELIVERY

Each relic is made to order. Production generally takes 2–5 business days before shipment.

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