FROM THE ARMORY
Virginity Rocks - Templar Crewneck Sweatshirt
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THE LORE
Virginity Rocks Crewneck Sweatshirt
When winter comes, even legends need a little extra armor.
Kingdoms may rise and fall, castles may burn, and armies may clash—but some warriors never abandon what they believe in. The Virginity Rocks Crewneck Sweatshirt combines epic medieval artwork with unapologetic internet humor, creating the perfect blend of history, chaos, and meme culture.
Built from a premium heavyweight fleece, this sweatshirt is designed to keep you warm whether you're defending the castle, wandering the Renaissance fair, gathering around a bonfire, or simply embracing your role as the most notorious knight in the group chat.
Soft on the inside and battle-ready on the outside, it's made for those who appreciate legendary artwork, questionable humor, and never taking life too seriously.
Features
- ⚔ Premium heavyweight fleece for exceptional warmth and comfort
- ⚔ Ultra-soft brushed interior built for all-day wear
- ⚔ Classic unisex fit that's perfect for layering
- ⚔ Durable ribbed cuffs and waistband for long-lasting comfort
- ⚔ High-quality print featuring bold crusader-inspired artwork
- ⚔ Perfect for Renaissance festivals, gaming nights, bonfires, medieval enthusiasts, and everyday adventures
Not every knight wins the battle... but the one wearing this sweatshirt always wins the conversation.
Stand your ground. Defend your honor. Let the kingdom argue about your priorities while you stay warm in legendary comfort.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and durability
- No side seams (tubular knit) for cleaner silhouette and less fabric waste
- Embroidery options: left/center/large chest and both wrists for custom detail
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton (Gildan 18000 base)
- DTF inner neck labels and DTG main prints; ribbed collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean
SHIPPING & DELIVERY
Each relic is made to order. Production generally takes 2–5 business days before shipment.
RETURNS & EXCHANGES
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SIZE GUIDE
How to measure: Lay a favorite garment flat. Measure width straight across the chest, then length from the high shoulder point to the bottom hem. Measurements are approximate garment dimensions in inches.
Gildan 18000 unisex crewneck — classic, relaxed fit.
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |
| Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |