FROM THE ARMORY
Virginity Rocks - Templar Tee Shirt
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THE LORE
Virginity Rocks
Honor. Steel. Questionable Priorities.
When kingdoms crumble and castles burn, true warriors stand their ground. Some fight for glory. Some fight for gold. And then there's the knight's templar proudly charging into battle wearing the most unexpected war banner imaginable.
Virginity Rocks is a tribute to medieval chaos and modern meme culture, combining epic crusader-inspired artwork with unapologetic internet humor. Whether you're storming the local renaissance fair, conquering game night, or simply embracing your inner menace, this shirt is guaranteed to start conversations—and probably a few arguments.
Forged from a premium soft CVC blend, it's built for comfort worthy of a king and durable enough to survive your next campaign.
Features
- ⚔ Premium soft CVC jersey for all-day comfort
- ⚔ Lightweight, breathable, and ready for every quest
- ⚔ High-quality print with bold medieval artwork
- ⚔ Modern retail fit that wears as well in the tavern as it does on the battlefield
- ⚔ Designed for knights, gamers, history buffs, and professional meme lords
Not every knight fights for the Holy Land. Some fight for the group chat.
Wear it with honor. Defend it with steel. Become the legend your village warned its children about.
Product features
- 60% combed ring-spun cotton / 40% polyester for a soft, smooth hand and strong print surface
- Lightweight fabric (4.3 oz/yd²) — breathes well for all-day wear
- Classic fit with 1x1 ribbed collar that retains shape
- Self-fabric shoulder tape and tear-away label for clean lines and comfort
- DTF inner neck labels; DTG printing for vivid, detailed back artwork
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
SHIPPING & DELIVERY
Each relic is made to order. Production generally takes 2–5 business days before shipment.
RETURNS & EXCHANGES
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SIZE GUIDE
How to measure: Lay a favorite garment flat. Measure width straight across the chest, then length from the high shoulder point to the bottom hem. Measurements are approximate garment dimensions in inches.
Next Level 6210 unisex CVC tee — regular retail fit.
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | 6XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 17.5 | 19 | 20.5 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |
| Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 |